here for some mood music (Adele - Lovesong cover).
1. I love having my picture taken.
2. No, you aren't moody dear.
3. Designer handbags are a great investment!
4. What other girlfriends? I was in a monastery before meeting you.
5. What cellulite?
6. No, you don't look tired.
7. It's cute when you wear my sweater to cook dinner.
8. I especially love you in that harem-style jumpsuit - so stylish.
9. Talking about having a baby doesn't make me nervous, don't be silly!
10. No, I'm not sleeping, let's talk.