Drunk facebooking

Wake up and discover you have 40 new facebook friends?

Did you send 40 friend requests in a row without stopping to confirm the identities of your requests? Are they all to people from your past or people you barely know? If so, you have become victim of the 21-century version of drunk dialing...drunk facebooking.

Remember the good old days when a friendly 2am call to an ex-boyfriend did not result in continuous awkwardness served in daily doses of updates on that person's life? I do. I remember those sunny sundays in college spent sorting through our call logs and cringing just a little bit.

Here's a little song I wrote about the new phenomenon. Properly sung to the melody from the saved by the bell theme song.





When I wake up in the morning
And my Ipad app gives out a warning
I don't think I'll ever face the new friend chimes
By the time I close ibooks
And give myself a look
I'm at the news feed just in time to see my 10th grade teacher's wall post reply

It's alright cause I'm saved by remove tag

If my boyfriend pops the quest
I know I'm in a mess
And relationship status changes that night
Riding low in my chair
He won't know that I'm there
If I change my settings tomorrow it will be alright
It's alright cause I'm saved by remove tag

It's alright cause I'm saved by remove tag
It's alright cause I'm saved by remove tag
It's alright cause I'm saved by remove tag

DID